And grammar/usage nazis always lose.

Language is only fixed when it is dead, like latin.

Grammar, spelling, and usage change over time. An Old English speaker is nearly incomprehensible today.
 

There is a fly in the ointment when you consider the citizenship of Obama's father. That fly is named "Chester Arthur" and, not only was he POTU but his father wasn't a citizen at the time of Arthur's birth (and Arthur may not have been born in the US).

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It is doubtful that anyone alive (including Barack) knows the identity of his real biological father with certainty (certitude?). Odds are that Obama could probably prove his father was actually a citizen with a few simple DNA tests. But that would open conflict with Bill Ayers "Fable Of The Second Coming".
 

"Arthur may not have been born in the US)"

Cue stage left - enter mysterious stranger offering preposterously odd and irrelevant reasons for calling off the hounds. Precious.
 

According to those standards,
Winston Churchill was just as eligible to be US President as Obama.
Hunh, mebbe that explains the "bust" thing.
(What? No, not really. Just makin' a point.)
 

Obama can end this crap by having that hospital in Oahu send the election board a copy of his birth cert.

So then this begs the question ( heh ):

Why has he not done this?

Seriously, if he does this the election folks will stfu and put his name on the ballot.

So ... where is that document? All it would take is a certified letter to the hospital, and maybe a check to cover handling. Does Obama need some money? I'll loan him a $20 to cover the costs if he needs it.